human­sofnewyork:

“Two days ago at school we learned how to play a game called chest. You have hors­es and pawns and bish­ops and cas­tles, and you’re sup­posed to steal oth­er peo­ples’ places by squirt­ing your pawn diag­o­nal and eat­ing their pieces. If any­one else wants to learn chest, I’ll teach them.”

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