Apple Unveils New Product-Unveiling Product

The Onion

Apple Unveils New Product-Unveiling Product

SAN FRANCISCO—Apple claims the iLaunch can gar­ner the same amount of press atten­tion as a major sci­en­tif­ic dis­cov­ery, high court rul­ing, celebri­ty melt­down, or nat­ur­al dis­as­ter at 200 times the speed of a tra­di­tion­al media-fos­tered launch.

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